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About Me

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TNovember 19, 2010 at 3:59 PM
This is a pretty terrible About Me page. Sorry...
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AlonNovember 28, 2010 at 11:50 AM
I think it's quite accurate, actually.
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DanniDecember 7, 2010 at 8:44 PM
This is one of the best things I've ever seen. I am going to follow the SHIT out of this blog. SUCK IT MATT!
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I’m a 24-year-old from NYC that knows zip about blogs. Honestly, the Internet may as well be powered by magic.

If you kidnapped me by motorboat and threw me out at lake-center, I would do my best to doggie paddle but ultimately drown. Unfortunately, I learned to scream "female issues" at my swim-instructor before I was old enough to know what those issues actually were. Anyhow, swim caps don’t suit me.

The entire Lower East Side has probably seen me naked because I’m too lazy to close my window shades.

I tried a yoga class and checked the clock every minute.

Until recently, you wouldn’t find me running unless I was being chased. Now, I love running and must know exactly how far I ran, to the inch.

I can't find rhythm and wish I had musical talent, specifically the drums; I always imagined sporting cut-offs and a wife-beater while rocking-out in a boy band. I subjected Kevin, my drum teacher, to several half-hour sessions and am proclaimed the worst drummer ever.

I enjoy traveling. At home, I don’t have the time to converse with strangers. Abroad, I can’t get enough of them.

I am a closet-crocheter.

My news source consists of The Daily Show and Newsweek--the tabloids of news media. I chuckle at the liberal humor and then infer what happened in real life.

I lounge around at Barnes in Nobles with a stack of magazines that I didn't pay for and a tall iced green tea that I stole (probably just paid for it though), and realize that I don't recognize 90% of the celebs posted in Us Weekly.

I do NY Times Crossword Puzzles at work for most of the day. I’m a multi-tasking pro. Unless it’s a Monday, I need help from Google.

I am a ping pong natural. If you preface a game with, “Just want you to know that I’m pretty good at ping pong but I’ll take it easy to start,” I will probably stay silent and let you think I’ve never play before. What? It’s not cheating if your opponent is cocky.

Popcorn motivates me to go to the cinema, I have gone only to buy popcorn without seeing any movie at all. Unrelated, I also love edamame and anything made with processed orange cheese. I know I had a good night when I wake up with orange stained fingers.

Just a bit about me.

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