It is tough being a lady. No matter how hard I try to tame my hair at night, I wake up and find a poof atop my head. Must do all these things...
When boyfriend is hungry, he decides to let me know that he loves me just the way I am. He cannot bear to watch me do my hair or paint my nails. He thinks I am even prettier without any makeup, he said so. The first outfit I throw on, is the prettiest thing he has ever seen. Before we leave the apartment for food, I decide to look in the mirror again. No, no, no, he says, stomping his foot as he patiently sits on the couch. He insists that I stop putzing around immediately, my natural perfection is mesmerizing.
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